—Mr. Brightside (The Killers Cover)
Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD
obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning
talk dirty to me
TOO MUCH DIRTY
GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL GERARD WAY IS GETTING TOO ATTRACTIVE AND STRANGE TO HANDLE IN A FEW DAYS OR HOURS OR MAYBE EVEN MINUTES HE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE WE HAVE TO STOP THIS MAN #STOPGERARDWAY2K14
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks